
I have watched Survivor religiously ever since Rodger Bingham conquered his fear of heights and cliff dived into the river during Survivor Australia. I am one of the few people who remember Brian Heidik for winning Survivor and not for his other escapades. I still remember Boston Rob’s first season and wondering why he was even invited to the first All-Star Season. I have seen EVERY episode of Survivor at least twice. This probably qualifies me for some sort of support group. I have applied to be on Survivor four times. So it goes without saying that I am a super fan. I know this is sad but at least I am honest.
All that to say, I have NEVER disliked a contestant more than I do Colton. At this weeks final tribal council Tarzan tried to defend Colton. He even claimed that Colton is being painted in a bad light. Jeff Probst almost asked point blank what most of America was wondering, “Who has painted Colton in a worse light than Colton?” We are only four episodes (or 9 days) into the season and Colton has already called Bill “ghetto trash” and Leif “munchkin” and “oompa loompa.”
Without boring you with a detailed recap of what happened during this episode, the men’s tribe made the single worst decision a tribe has ever made. Survivor fanatics rail on a tribe that throws a challenge. Winning immunity and then giving it away to your enemy tribe is just STUPID!
I can’t believe that all 8 men on the tribe agreed to this horrible decision. How could Bill agree? Did he actually think agreeing was going to save him? I literally watched the final 15 minutes of this episode with my jaw on the ground. You have to ask, is this men’s tribe the worst conglomeration of Survivor contestants ever? How could they of let this happen?
Then I pause and realize….Colton. Now that Matt is gone, he is the alpha male. He is in absolute control. He is a tyrannical dictator. The last season of Survivor we watched Boston Rob dominate from beginning to end. He was at least a benevolent dictator. Tom Westmann dominated his season, he was a humble dictator. Even Russell Hantz showed loyalty to some people.
Never in the history of Survivor has an immunity idol wielded more power than it is this season. Colton’s idol has literally paralyzed the rest of his tribe into submission. I think that is the most shocking part of this episode. Colton bared all of his true colors at tribal council. His interaction with, a very classy, Bill was horrible. He made it clear his intentions. He made it clear his twisted world view. He made it clear he is immature. He made it clear he will lash out at anyone who crosses him.
The fact that no one on his tribe stood up and put him in his place is amazing. As I am sure most of America did, I sat there shocked as no one even voted for him. I was amazed.
If you watched this episode I am sure you agree. Colton hate has blown up on Twitter and Facebook. I am sure by tomorrow dozens of blogs will be written echoing the same sentiments as this one.
My irrational rant is over. I apologize for how erratic this was.
Since I got all that off my chest, here is another view….

I had an idea awhile ago. I was imagining if I was on Survivor what type of strategy I would implement. Reflecting on the last Redemption Island season and Philip making it to the end I began to wonder. What would have happened if Philip would have announced at the final tribal council that he was just acting. That in reality he is a very sane person but was pretending to be crazy because he knew everyone would bring him to the end. That is the goal, make it to the end and give yourself a shot to win. What if this had been confirmed throughout the season in his confessionals. Philip would have gone from being one of the craziest contestants ever to one of the most brilliant. The entire audience would have been in on the facade. We would have been cheering for him. I actually think he would have won had that actually been his strategy.
I have always wondered if I was on Survivor if I could pull off the pretend to be crazy strategy. Announce I was playing everyone at the end. Win the respect of the jury and pull out a million dollar victory. I quickly concluded (and was reminded by my wife) that I am a horrible liar. I couldn’t keep up the charade longer than a couple episodes. I would then be exposed, voted off immediately, and have to live the rest of my life in shame.
But what if…..this is Colton’s ploy. Play the tyrannical dictator. Play the worst villain in Survivor history. Convince your fellow contestants to take you to the end. Then at the Final Tribal Council announce in reality you aren’t really an evil gay republican who grew up with wealth and an African American housekeeper, but, in actuality, you are a sweet married father of two who makes a living working as a social worker in the inner city.
Anything is possible. Lets be honest, any thing less than this type of revelation and Colton ends this season as the most hated contestant in Survivor history.
Move over Russell there is a new devil in town.